I’m sorry, but guys in kilts are just DOMINANT! Stalking around with knives in their socks, a definite brio (and I don’t mean cheese) about their shoulders, it simply transforms them into powerful figures that attracts women like flies to – well, that’s what we wanted to find out –
So we conducted a very informal survey of kilt wearers at our last Games, and asked the single burning question uppermost in every female’s mind: What EXACTLY is worn under the kilt? Inquiring minds want to know! We got a variety of well-rehearsed responses: “Nothing! It’s all in pairrfect working order!” “On a good day, a rainbow!” My favorite, “A Blue Ribbon! For first prize!” while his 60ish wife by his side dissolved in giggles.
All I can say is, there is a reason they don’t wear patent leather shoes.